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cgoodwin
02-18-2005, 10:56 PM
It seemed odd to me that everyone kept telling me that "Canola Oil" was the same as "Rapeseed Oil" so I did a little research. What I found out about "Rapeseed Oil" how it is made and what it really is was very disturbing, let me just say - The name says it all! Really disgusting!
I dug deeper and discovered that in fact Canola is not even a plant, it is in fact the local name for the animal we know as the Capibara! Yes the worlds largest rodent! We have been duped! Believing that we were doign something good with all this "recycled, clean burning fuel" and all the while hundreds of thousand of Canolas have been rendered into oil for our sick experiments.
I for one am ashamed of myself and sickened by the thought of literally DRIVING this creature to extinction. I am buying a bike!
chris
sidewinderbiker
02-19-2005, 12:09 AM
Canola is a hybrid variety of the rapeseed plant here is a web site and a pic
http://www.aces.edu/dept/extcomm/newspaper/feb23b01.html http://www.bigthings.ca/sask/pictures/1canola1.jpg
cgoodwin
02-19-2005, 06:13 AM
LOL,
I bet you think those photos of men walking on the moon are real too!
Chris
I was just trying to have a little laugh, but thanks for the plant pic.
Twanoh Tom
02-19-2005, 06:45 AM
That's it. I'm through. I've been deceived enough over the past few years and now this! I'll be traveling via LPC's from now on. This is why I gave up Mohair sweaters. Poor little Mo's.
Chris: Been sampling the Hornitoes, eh? See you Monday AM.
Greenlion
02-19-2005, 06:57 AM
Then why does the seed get abused, is it a sick way of rendering. What about plants rights! Seeds are human too! :D
Greenlion
02-19-2005, 06:59 AM
Then again, without the capys competition, we can destroy the rainforest and the synergy is gone, thereby releiving guilt.
cgoodwin
02-19-2005, 07:18 AM
See my post on the "Vegeatble Rights Militant Movement" and I believe Capibaras live in the swampland and spend most of theier time in water - a fact which lead the catholic church to declare then "Fish" so they could be eaten on Friday! Or so the urban myth goes among wildlife photogs.
Chris
6.2L Airforce Van
02-19-2005, 09:05 AM
When I was down in Costa Rica this winter we met with a "Jungle Ranger" who was very knowledable about the native plants and animals. The Capibaras are in fact considered fish!!! Good luck catching one with a fishing pole though.
jgnat1488
02-19-2005, 10:44 AM
I for one am still at a loss for how and WHY you would want t "rape" a seed. :confused: :D
cgoodwin
02-19-2005, 12:37 PM
Here is something we all need! A frighteningly homoerotic japanese soy based superhero http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf (http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf)
cgoodwin
02-19-2005, 12:39 PM
And again here where it is made clear that he is hetrosexual.
WIERD
Greenlion
02-19-2005, 04:54 PM
Look, he's a soy-capybara (fish-headed) vegetarian rights activist, sure to wreak havoc on the petroleum exporting nations, and rapists of seeds
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