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Not really amazing news, if I had to choose between Halle Berry and a midget Russian weightlifter I think I know where my seed would end up. (Since Halle Berry broke up with her boyfriend she won't stop calling me)..
Seems there was some hanky panky in the caves... http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/07/sc...thal.html?_r=1
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I guess that explains your rather pronounced eyebrow and the vast amount of knuckle-hair!
Realistically, it probably would only take a couple of beers before you found the Midget Russian Weightlifter more interesting than the sagging single mom routine. Halle probably would have her reservations about all of that knuckle hair...
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Funny that, it would not take a couple of beers if you were in the room, I'd still choose Halle Berry over you but if you were all that was on the menu I'd buy you a beer and tell you you're pretty, from what I hear that's all it takes for you. If you're nice I might even snuggle after.
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MANGINA, it's a MANGINA! and you aren't getting anywhere near it. You would be the catcher in that game I promise... and you'd like it.
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Eartha Kitt was a much better catwoman. Sadly, imagining same will not banish the 3 way horror show my mind's eye now parades before me.
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Yeah, right. We'd be calling you the "Wide Receiver" afterwards. You would definitely be complaining - and trying to unhook your toes from behind your ears.
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