Neanderthals mated with humans, go figure.

[cgoodwin]

Not really amazing news, if I had to choose between Halle Berry and a midget Russian weightlifter I think I know where my seed would end up. (Since Halle Berry broke up with her boyfriend she won't stop calling me)..

Seems there was some hanky panky in the caves...

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/07/sc...thal.html?_r=1

[DieselBurps]

I guess that explains your rather pronounced eyebrow and the vast amount of knuckle-hair!

Realistically, it probably would only take a couple of beers before you found the Midget Russian Weightlifter more interesting than the sagging single mom routine. Halle probably would have her reservations about all of that knuckle hair...

[cgoodwin]

Funny that, it would not take a couple of beers if you were in the room, I'd still choose Halle Berry over you but if you were all that was on the menu I'd buy you a beer and tell you you're pretty, from what I hear that's all it takes for you. If you're nice I might even snuggle after.

[DieselBurps]

Originally Posted by cgoodwin

Funny that, it would not take a couple of beers if you were in the room, I'd still choose Halle Berry over you but if you were all that was on the menu I'd buy you a beer and tell you you're pretty, from what I hear that's all it takes for you. If you're nice I might even snuggle after.

I promise to be gentle. I don't want to hurt your vagina again...

[cgoodwin]

MANGINA, it's a MANGINA! and you aren't getting anywhere near it. You would be the catcher in that game I promise... and you'd like it.

[moon161]

Eartha Kitt was a much better catwoman. Sadly, imagining same will not banish the 3 way horror show my mind's eye now parades before me.

[newshop2]

I'd ask all three of you to leave the room while I took care of Halli.

[DieselBurps]

Originally Posted by cgoodwin

MANGINA, it's a MANGINA! and you aren't getting anywhere near it. You would be the catcher in that game I promise... and you'd like it.

Yeah, right. We'd be calling you the "Wide Receiver" afterwards. You would definitely be complaining - and trying to unhook your toes from behind your ears.

[cgoodwin]

Complaining that after all the hubris I didn't even notice you had begun?
Complaining that the strange feeling that someone else was in the room had passed so quickly?

Toes from behind my ears? Now that's a bit of kama Sutra I could have done without imagining.

Remember that day we were walking through the fields and I spotted a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. I had my way with it and then asked if you wanted to have a go and you told me to hang on while you got your head stuck in the fence.. Or that time the bank stopped my card becasue of out of state purchases when we were on that road trip and you paid for our lunch at the biker bar by acting out the roles of Neil and Bob from the play "The Angry Biker and the White Swallow" or that time you got out of a speeding ticket by playing the "Wardens Wife" to that motorcycle cops "Escaped Convict". You are such a great actor! although at times you seem to be enjoying yourself too much to be acting, like that one time when you convinced the plane filled with drunken Rugby players to pretend they had crashed in the Andes and you were the first corpse... Oh, the memories.

[DieselBurps]

Originally Posted by cgoodwin

Complaining that after all the hubris I didn't even notice you had begun?

I guess you have already been branded as the "Wide Receiver" then!

Originally Posted by cgoodwin

Toes from behind my ears? Now that's a bit of kama Sutra I could have done without imagining.

There's little paraphrasing in my comment there. That was your quote from a short while ago - it was a matter of pride that you could put your toes behind your ears... It does conjour up the image of a "Kiss of the Spider Woman/Wide Receiver" monstrosity. The Horror!

Originally Posted by cgoodwin

Remember that day we were walking through the fields and I spotted a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. I had my way with it and then asked if you wanted to have a go and you told me to hang on while you got your head stuck in the fence.. Or that time the bank stopped my card becasue of out of state purchases when we were on that road trip and you paid for our lunch at the biker bar by acting out the roles of Neil and Bob from the play "The Angry Biker and the White Swallow" or that time you got out of a speeding ticket by playing the "Wardens Wife" to that motorcycle cops "Escaped Convict". You are such a great actor! although at times you seem to be enjoying yourself too much to be acting, like that one time when you convinced the plane filled with drunken Rugby players to pretend they had crashed in the Andes and you were the first corpse... Oh, the memories.

Uh - no. I don't recall us being in the same state at the same time and knowing of the other's existence. Maybe you are confused and that was Jason... I do recall a picture of a red hankey in the receiving position while at your shop in Capital Hill...

Most people don't consider "Deliverance" as a romance movie...